Citi Field Asks Its First Phillies Fan to Leave

According to NBC Chicago, the Mets and their hive of scum and villany, Citi Field, asked a fan to leave for wearing a Phillies jacket. Basically, the facts in the situation are these:

  1. The Mets Suck
  2. The Mets will have no Post-Season, again.
  3. The Phillies are going to win the World Series, again.
  4. The Mets REALLY Suck.
  5. Citigroup went under because they’re involved with the Mets
  6. The Rays Suck, too.

I’ve also put a flow-chart together detailing this, however it has been delayed due to the MLB copyright on the Mets’ spine.

Author: Jack Slater

A Philadelphian exiled to Hawaii. You can follow or contact me on Twitter where I’m @TimeDoctor, via the contact page, or via e-mail to zjs AT zacharyjackslater dot com

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