What’s Lap, Dog?

E. Fylladitakis writing for Anandtech has this excellent review of the Corsair Lapdog. It is either the best or worst possible name for a product that connotates this:
an actual dog that might fit on your lap if it deigns you worthy

…but is actually this keyboard and mouse ergonomic nightmare for playing FPS games on a couch the right way:

the corsair lapdog will let anyone put it on its lap

Although it looks cool, it is actually going to cost you upwards of $200. $120 for the Lapdog, and a bunch more for the mouse and keyboard since only two Corsair keyboard models are going to fit. Though you could probably get away with not using a Corsair mouse.