Author: Jack Slater

  • Spelunky

    Are you like me, tired of the same boring old Side-Scroller? Maybe you’re like my friends who constantly play Nethack, and never obtain the Amulet of Yendor? Then you should try Spelunky! What’s that you say? Why it is what you get when you combine a slick modern version of Rick Dangerous and Nethack: Go…

  • Gang Garrison 2, A Team Fortress 2 De-Make

    I’d heard about it before, but never given it a chance, now I know why I was an idiot. Gang Garrison 2 is an hilariously awesome version of Team Fortress 2, minus the 3D, but including TCP/IP (or UDP perhaps) networking. The music is a series of chiptune recreations, the graphics look like the screenshot…

  • Keita Takahashi is Awesome.

    He updated the Playstation blog today with this image, and the following text, plus some other stuff: This photo was taken on January 1st when I came in to work to fix bugs. As you can easily imagine, there was no one in the office that day except for the security guards. I had a…

  • Noby Noby Boy Reviewed by a 4-Year-Old Girl

    When I thought about reviewing Noby Noby Boy, the first thing I thought was that everyone would review this unusual gem the usual way, with a score, and all that crap. Well lets leave that kind of thing to the IGN’s, GameSpots, and 1Up’s of the world. Instead, I asked a friend’s 4-Year-Old daughter a…

  • iPhone Game Reviews at AtomicGamer!

    Hey go check out my first set of iPhone game reviews over at atomicgamer! THEY’RE SO AWESOME! THESE ARE THE GAMES THAT GOT REVIEWED!!!!!11111: Wurdle Black and White Skybound Pinball Dreaming TapDefense Developers & Publishers, email me promo codes for your games to zakk@nuclearmonster.com!! DO IT OR THE OWL WILL EAT YOU!