Yo Fitty!
Fitty, dey got some new iphone game reviews up!
Naw man, it ain’t like dat, dey gets some shit that aint fart appz, yo!
Yeah dawg, that is right! They got that shit up at atomicgamer! I heard they reviewed:
But yeah, and if you follow the TimeDoctor.org Twitter Feed, you’ll even get a whack at some free iPhone games soon, what about that, Fitty!?
You know your fancy ass gaming rig can run this game well, people are still super into it, and it came out almost 5 years ago. I’m still playing it, the patches have fixed it a little but it still takes more time to load a level than Crysis. Though I personally think it is more fun than Crysis.
What is it?
Hook your joystick up, find some fools to play with, and go play THAT, fool!
Are you like me, tired of the same boring old Side-Scroller?
Maybe you’re like my friends who constantly play Nethack, and never obtain the Amulet of Yendor?
Then you should try Spelunky!
What’s that you say?
Why it is what you get when you combine a slick modern version of Rick Dangerous and Nethack:
Hello, kids. Old Man Feld here. I’m bringing you today something we’ve been working on for a while now —
Our official Greasemonkey script! (yayyy)
Anyway, here’s the deal. We’ve got some code on the site and we’ve identified you as being a valued consumer of our content. We like you so much that we’re willing to allow you to test this. Remember, it’s only in Alpha and not all features are implemented yet, but I’m sure you’ll enjoy it nonetheless. We’re really open to feedback and feature suggestions.
Alright, I have to head out for now. You can find it here. And remember kids, before you tap it you must wrap it!
-Old Man Feld
I’d heard about it before, but never given it a chance, now I know why I was an idiot. Gang Garrison 2 is an hilariously awesome version of Team Fortress 2, minus the 3D, but including TCP/IP (or UDP perhaps) networking. The music is a series of chiptune recreations, the graphics look like the screenshot after the break. Go play the damn game (local mirror), you fool!
