Newt Gingrich Using An Oculus Rift

Oh no.


The implications for education and entertainment will be enormous. Imagine crossing the Delaware with George Washington on Christmas night of 1776. Imagine watching the debates of the Constitutional Convention as no one but the Founding Fathers did. Imagine being a member of the audience at Ford’s theater the night Abraham Lincoln was shot. Or imagine watching the State of the Union in real time from a seat in the center aisle of the House chamber—with your best friend from the other side of the country sitting beside you.

First we put the reptloids into immersion vats where they might become sedate. Then we turn on the virtual world where everything they want has come to pass and they can no-longer harm the real world.

Author: Jack Slater

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