Nuclear Monster

  • How not to be seen.

    Are you tired of your normal Ikea shopping trip like I am?

    Maybe you’re bored with the usual ho-hum browsing, collecting cheap crap, and finally queuing for the register.

    Well the next time I’m going, I’m going in a ghillie suit made out of KÃ¥rtøn like this fine German fellow. Check out the awesome videos and more pictures of his hijinks over at his site. The videos are also included after the break, as his site appears be offline.

    Unfortunately you can’t expect much of a reaction out of the German citizens in the videos. Apparently Performance Artists will randomly assault people in Germany, thus the Germans are surprised by nothing.

    In America, however, you might be assaulted in a fine dining establishment by Orson Welles, after the break along with the videos of Urban Camo @ Ikea:

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  • Yo Fitty!

    50 Cent doing his best to appear interested, tough, and ready for anything.

    Fitty, dey got some new iphone game reviews up!

    50, not pleased with the iPhone's established genre of farting apps.

    Naw man, it ain’t like dat, dey gets some shit that aint fart appz, yo!

    50 Cent, hears, and is interested in, expanding his iPhone horizons beyond flatuence applications.

    Yeah dawg, that is right! They got that shit up at atomicgamer! I heard they reviewed:

    • Days of Thunder
    • Galcon
    • Scrabble
    • Truck vs Grenade

    feature_tdsquad

    But yeah, and if you follow the TimeDoctor.org Twitter Feed, you’ll even get a whack at some free iPhone games soon, what about that, Fitty!?

    50 Cent is now overjoyed, and will follow the twitter feed!

  • You know your fancy ass gaming rig can run this game well, people are still super into it, and it came out almost 5 years ago. I’m still playing it, the patches have fixed it a little but it still takes more time to load a level than Crysis. Though I personally think it is more fun than Crysis.

    What is it?

    Hook your joystick up, find some fools to play with, and go play THAT, fool!

  • Are you like me, tired of the same boring old Side-Scroller?

    Maybe you’re like my friends who constantly play Nethack, and never obtain the Amulet of Yendor?

    Then you should try Spelunky!

    What’s that you say?

    Why it is what you get when you combine a slick modern version of Rick Dangerous and Nethack:

    spelunky_screen

    Go download it from my local mirror.

  • Hello, kids. Old Man Feld here. I’m bringing you today something we’ve been working on for a while now —

    greasemonkeyOur official Greasemonkey script! (yayyy)

    Anyway, here’s the deal. We’ve got some code on the site and we’ve identified you as being a valued consumer of our content. We like you so much that we’re willing to allow you to test this. Remember, it’s only in Alpha and not all features are implemented yet, but I’m sure you’ll enjoy it nonetheless. We’re really open to feedback and feature suggestions.

    Alright, I have to head out for now. You can find it here. And remember kids, before you tap it you must wrap it!

    -Old Man Feld